55 Parenting Memes Capturing the Witty ‘Joys’ of Raising Tiny Humans (November 10, 2023)

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    After a full day of working, parenting and being a supportive spouse: I just want to sit and stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time. mom my Cocktail
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    When the doctor asks me my kid's birthday mommy Cocktail
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    Doyin Richards @daddydoinwork Follow Parenting tiny humans summed up in one photo.
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    When you hear your kid's voice, but not sure if you locked the door:
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    please empty the dishwasher and take out the trash
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    Showing up to school after a doctor's appointment
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    When I'm trying to squeeze in 5 minutes of self-care but my kids keep showing me YouTube videos @oneawkwardmom
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    FACT: Moms don't overpack for trips. They simply come equipped because everyone else in the family is always underfuckingprepared. @keepingitkenzie 600
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    When I see the school nurse calling. @mommyneedsalife
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    Me looking at photos of myself from 10 years ago when I was young and full of hope. @momsbehavingbadly
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    Unfiltered Mama @Unfiltered Mama Follow The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.
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    "Bare Minimum Parenting" in b... @xplodingUnicorn My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book. It's going to be a long morning. 14 Follow
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    Mom: Stop doing that Me: But dad lets me Dad:
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Every single conversation I have with my kids Follow SMITH
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    Molly England @bluebonetbabies Follow When your son pours himself a cup of milk from the gallon jug, and your life flashes before your eyes.
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    SpacedMom @copymama Follow Welcome to parenthood. Please choose where you'd like your child's acorn collection to be located: A. On your living room floor B. Buried in their bedsheets C. In your bathtub
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    When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE
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    Son: Mom, can I sleep with you? I'm scared. Me: No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me.
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    FACES OOK SOMETIMES I THINK MY TAMAGOTCHI DID NOT ADEQUATELY PREPARE ME FOR PARENTHOOD. BOVA
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    Me: I love you so much. You're my sweetheart, you know that? Toddler: *slaps me in the face*
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    Megan @megan_coe She looks so sweet but today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied "Buttcrack" so.
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    When your Mom gets mad at your brother for something you did
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    SpacedMom @copymama Following There's something so satisfying about strapping your kid into their car seat as they're blabbing some story, then slamming the door on them mid-sentence. 6:16 AM 15 May 2018
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    LEFT EXIT 12 Sleep when they sleep Binge watch Netflix series until you pass out Parents EAST ST WEL MOD How ToBeADad DAD
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    When you're cleaning your room and you get distracted by stuff you found
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    DADDY WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THE EROSION OF OUR DEMOCRACY? ISHARED SOME WHITE-HOT MEMES WITH A SMALL GROUP OF LIKEMINDED FRIENDS. mgflip.com
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    SURE, SOMETIMES I QUESTION MY PARENTING. BUT TO BE HONEST, SOMETIMES I QUESTION MY CHILD'S CHILDING.
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    these names can't be real 7 seven eight DOOOX COUNS Supplies dloud 2 00000 EXXX GOOD H Wik nine DOOOOL OOOO Donations Mah Waylon Madyson Kaylea Kase Eva Elexia Fisher WELCOME TO OUR Trapper CLASSROOM Dylann Wyatt Reagyn Brody Jaden ten 10000 eleven 12 twelve MEER Jose David 13 thirteen Brantley Eilee Bryar Zerachiel Jagger Hunter 14 fourtee B. Layla
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    CHO Henry @Deion GottaSTFU2h Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years wdsu @wdsu This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/2RSaDVh 135 10K 30.7K
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    Allen Marshall @AllenCMarshall FOX has done to our parents what our parents thought video games would do to us. 6:47 PM 6/10/19 Twitter for Android . 10.2K Retweets 38.2K Likes
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    Valerie @ValeeGrrl Oh you spent $8K to take your kids to Disney? My son watched the garbage truck empty our trash 20 minutes ago and he's still talking about it
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    Of course you judge parents in restaurants before you have kids. That's how the human race survives, each person thinking they can do it better before finding out no you can't.
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    the first time you go to someones house OG
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    At some point, you go from censoring yourself around adults to censoring yourself around children.
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    Me: Finally the kids are in bed. I need a break from them, big time Me, one hour later, looking at a photo of my kids: THE DAD
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    SPAWN @ArchivalWisdom Once I got a job I realized that my mother was right, I do have food at home
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    When she says "fine go ahead and do whatever you want" VIA 9GAG.COM HAN STOP CESO WRONG WAY DO NOT ENTER
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    Matt Okine @mattokine When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
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    When you been home for 4 hours and you look up and see "LTE" instead of the wifi symbol mercovero
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    Tryin to stay sleepy when you go to the bathroom at 4am...
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    Me:Inever said that .. Her: 맛 OC
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    Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. A. C. Massicotte (b. 2011) Interrupted House, 2017 Marker on latex paint Gifted to his parents, by surprise, Nov. 13
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    IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY FATHER TO NOT SQUIRT A GARDEN HOSE AT THEIR CHILD BEHIND A WINDOW
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    "It's not about how tired you are. It's about how tired you're making everyone else." - My husband explaining bedtime to the kids
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    Things that don't exist: -unicorns -tasty Ambrosia salad -a woman who doesn't get mad that her husband is napping Not The Worst Mom
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    Julie Burton @ksujulie Follow Husband: I need your credit card to buy something off Amazon. Me: I have it memorized, ready? Husband: WHAT?! Me: What.
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    How dads wait for everyone else to wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am
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    How I pictured having kids close in age would be How it actually is ZANIA WETT
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    Every pair of Dad JeansTM comes with patented "What's Wrong Kiddo" technology allowing you the flexibility to pop a squat and get on your lil dude or dudette's level for an impromptu gab sesh THE DAD Dad
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    Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
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    count-sudoku How to summon a dad -Make a circle out of power tools. (Screwdrivers and wrenches will do in a pinch) -Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle -Chant "Hi Hungry, I'm dad" over and over -Touch the thermostat Source: count-sudoku #text 1,252 notes
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    Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
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    Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
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    CHILDHOOD INJURIES: FELL OFF MY BIKE FELL OUT OF A TREE TWISTED MY ANKLE ADULT INJURIES: SLEPT WRONG SAT DOWN TOO LONG SNEEZED TOO HARD
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    What lunch with my wife who is always on her phone is like

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